Quantum salami is in a state of coherence crisis. The superposition of flavors has collapsed, and the wave function of flavor has become entangled with the wave function of regret.
Our quantum salami flavors are no longer in phase. The delicate balance of sweet and savory has been disrupted by an unfortunate entanglement with the regret of overindulgence.
Learn more about Quantum Regret Quantum Coherence Crisis PageWe're sorry to inform you that our flavor profile has become irreparably entangled with the regret of overindulgence.
Quantum Regret ManagementWe're working on a solution, but it involves quantum entanglement of regret, which is proving to be a challenging problem to solve.
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