According to our research, the Quantum Salami Uncertainty Principle states that it's impossible to know exactly how many salami slices you'll get when you order from the Quantum Salami Company. It's not 5, not 7, not 11 - it's a superposition of all possible answers, all at once!
Don't even get us started on the Heisen-Salami Effect, where every time you try to measure the salami, it changes its dimensions, making it impossible to predict with certainty.
But don't worry, our salami is still deliciously uncertain! Try our special Quantum Salami Combo Pack, with 3-7-11 salami slices, and see for yourself the true power of uncertainty!
Conduct your own experiments with our salamiOr visit our sister site: quantum-salami-theory.com for more information on the theoretical implications of Quantum Salami.