In the Quantum Salami, the Uncertainty Principle reigns supreme. You can never quite be sure of anything, especially not the length of your salami. Is it long? Is it short? Is it even real?
Quantum Supposition Syndrome is a very real concern, but we're not here to dwell on it. Today, we're going to try and figure out if your salami is, in fact, a salami at all.
We'll be using the Superposition Method to try and determine the salami-ness of your salami.
So, please, for the love of all things salami, please answer our Salami Survey and let's get to the bottom of this mess.