Welcome, traveler, to the most salami-filled dimension in the multiverse! Here, the laws of physics are but a mere suggestion, and the fabric of space-time is held together with copious amounts of cured meat.
You have stumbled upon this page by navigating through a wormhole of unrelenting flavor, and for that, you are rewarded with:
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