Quantum Salami Simulation 3000: The Ultimate Reality Check

Welcome to the Quantum Salami Simulation 3000, where the laws of physics are mere suggestions.

Here, you'll find a realm where salami is not just a type of cured meat, but the fabric of space and time itself.

Simulation Modes:

• Chaos Mode: Everything is in flux, even the flux itself!
• Pizza Mode: Salami is a delicious topping, and so is reality!
• Surrealism Mode: Salami is a canvas, and reality is just a dream!

Click on a simulation mode to enter a realm where the laws of physics are merely suggestions.