Welcome to the quantum superposition of Schrödinger's Cat. Here, you can observe multiple states at once. Or not.

You are currently in a superposition of being a cat, a catnip farmer, and a quantum physicist.

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Note: This superposition may collapse at any moment. Don't worry, it's not your fault.