QUARTERLY MEETINGS: The Great Sock Disappearance Solutions

Solutions for the world's most pressing problem
Deploy Sock-Robots

Divide the laundry into manageable chunks with our patented Sock-Robots. No more missing socks, ever.

Call the Sock Reunion Service

Our expert team will reunite your missing socks for a small fee. Because, you know, love is a many-splendored thing.

Hire an Undercover Sock Operative

Discreetly investigate sock theft in your household. Our trained operatives will find the culprits and bring them to justice.

Don't see a solution here? Perhaps you're just a sock-less soul? Visit our Sock Support Group for help.