The Many and Varied Applications of Query Theory

Query Theory is the study of how questions can be used to manipulate the fabric of space and time. It's a real thing, we swear.

Some of its many applications include:

1. Time Traveling - Because who needs a time machine when you can just ask the right questions?
2. Teleportation - Move objects from one place to another without actually moving them. It's like magic, but science-y.
3. Invisibility Cloak - Stay hidden in plain sight with the power of query-based stealth.
4. Reality Bending - Warp the fabric of reality with carefully crafted questions.

We're not saying it's all fun and games. Query Theory is serious business. But it's a lot more fun than, say, actual science.