Seriously, don't even think about it. Just walk away from the window and find a safe place to wait it out. Trust us, it's better this way.
Side effects may include: loss of appetite, spontaneous crying, and/or existential dread.
Read more about avoiding impending disasterBecause when the skies are falling, you won't be able to order pizza or have Amazon delivery. Be prepared!
Side effects may include: weight gain, carb loading, and/or temporary blindness from sugar highs
Read more about stockpiling for emergency situationsYou know, in case you need to patch up any friends or family members who get impaled by falling sky fragments. Don't worry, we won't judge you for your questionable stitching.
Side effects may include: temporary loss of motor function, chronic guilt, and/or permanent scarring
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