Are you experiencing frequent question mark usage in your daily life? Do you feel like you're constantly questioning everything? Welcome to the Question Mark Syndrome Simulation, where we're trying to figure out why you're questioning everything.
We're not entirely sure, but it seems to be a thing where you're constantly wondering if you've locked the door or if you should be eating a salad instead of pizza.
Sorry, no cure is known. But you can try asking yourself questions like "Am I a good person?" or "Will I ever find true love?" until your brain is numb.
Try taking up a hobby, like knitting or collecting antique door knobs. Or just pretend you're a functioning member of society and hope nobody notices.
No. But you can try asking your insurance company if they offer coverage for "Existential Dread" or "Doubt-related Stress Disorder."
Maybe. Possibly. Hopefully not. But let's be real, you're probably going to be a question mark for the rest of your life. So, just go with it.