Today's Daily Chalice of Doom

Quest: "The Great Cheese Scone Heist" - Day 3

Objective: Steal the world's last wheel of fine cheddar from the evil Lord Brie's castle.

Status: You are currently in the castle's kitchen, surrounded by the aroma of freshly baked scones. The cheddar is kept in a display case guarded by a single, rather dim-witted guard.

Proceed to the Display Case

Explore the Kitchen Nook for hidden passages

Prepare for battle with the scone-faced assassin

Warning: the cheddar is guarded by a rather...persuasive...tart.