Step 1: The Quest for the Missing Sock

You have 17 missing socks. 17.

It's a tragedy. A travesty. A crime against the fabric of space and time.

The journey begins in the kitchen, where the great Sock Oracle speaks to you in a voice that is both wise and terrifying:

"Go to the land of the missing sock drawer, where the fabric of reality is distorted and sanity is lost."

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