The nefarious Sock Overlord has been revealed. Meet the mastermind behind the Great Sock Debacle: Boris the Sock King.
According to sources, Boris has been secretly controlling the world's sock market, manipulating the supply and demand of the perfect sock-to-foot ratio. But don't just take our word for it, check out the evidence:
But be warned: the Sock Overlord's minions are everywhere, watching, waiting to pounce. Don't let them get you! Stay vigilant, and remember: the socks are watching you.