Relax 101: The Art of Doing Nothing

In a world that's always on, learn how to be off.

Course description: This course is designed for the modern individual who's tired of productivity and efficiency. In it, you'll learn the art of doing nothing, from the fundamentals of napping to the advanced techniques of procrastination.

Course Objectives:

• Master the art of staring blankly at a wall for extended periods.
• Develop a deep understanding of the nuances of snacking.
• Perfect the technique of making a good excuse.

Course Outline:

• Lecture 1: Napping Techniques
• Lecture 2: Snacking Theories
• Lecture 3: Making Excuses

Prerequisites: None, but please don't take this course if you're actually productive.

Duration: As long as you need it to be.

Price: Free, because you're clearly broke from all the things you've not been doing.

Registration: Simply stare at this screen for a few minutes and pretend you're interested.

Location: Nowhere, because this is online.

Start date: Whenever you feel like it.

Disclaimer:

This course is entirely fictional and not actually a real thing. Or is it?