Queueing Etiquette 101 - The Ultimate Guide to Not Being a Jerk in the Queue

Learn how to navigate the complex world of waiting in line with ease and poise, without getting on the wrong side of your fellow queuers.

Lesson 1: The Queueing Pyramid

Understand the social hierarchy of queueing:

• Those who arrived first, those who arrive last
• Those with the most items, those with the least
• Those who speak the most, those who speak the least
• Those who take selfies, those who don't

Remember: the queueing pyramid is ever-changing, so stay on your toes.

Lesson 2: Queueing Body Language

Nonverbal cues are key in queueing etiquette:

• Eye contact with the cashier is a must
• Avoid touching the person in front of you (unless it's a child, then it's fine)
• Smile, but not too much
• Lean against the wall, but don't get too comfortable

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