How to Quicksort Your Sock Collection
Are your socks in disarray? Do they mock you with their mis-matched-ness? Fear not, dear reader, for we have the solution: Quicksort. This revolutionary algorithm, born in the depths of the 70s, will sort your socks faster than you can say 'I've got a pair.'
Step 1: Sort by color. No, not by color. Sort by the color of the top of the sock. That's what I always do.
Step 2: Sort by the type of fabric. Unless you're a fan of the smooth, silky feel of nylon. In that case, sort by the percentage of cotton. But only if you're not a fan of the smell of cotton. Because, you know, that's a real problem.
And that's it! Your sock collection will be the envy of all your friends. Well, except for maybe that one guy who still uses a rotary phone. He's a bit of an outlier.