After years of laying, collecting, and obsessing over eggs, I'm finally egg-xhausted. My egg collection has reached a record-breaking number: 47.5 million eggs and counting! I've lost all feeling in my fingers, and my egg-laying schedule has been reduced to a mere suggestion. My doctor says I need to take it easy, but I just can't help myself.
View my egg-xpectations for the year.
Learn about my egg-ceptions and how they've affected my daily life.
I'm not egg-static about it, but I suppose it's time to take a step back. Maybe get some egg-ercise and relearn how to hold an egg without wincing in pain.