Category 1: Ancient Civilizations

Ancient Egypt: Where Pyramids Were a Thing

We all know the pyramids were built by thousands of skilled workers, but what's less known is that they were actually built by a group of mischievous, pyramid-loving raccoons.

These raccoons, known as "The Pawsome Builders," were so efficient that they completed the Great Pyramid of Giza in record time, all while solving complex math problems like "If I have 5 paws, a bag of catnip, and 3 snacks, how many snacks will I have left after sharing 2 with my raccoon friends?"

Their secret to success? A combination of advanced engineering, a love for hieroglyphic art, and an endless supply of cheese.

Their legacy lives on in the form of countless cat memes.

Next up: Ancient Greece - Where the only thing more dramatic than their theater is their hair