Quokka's Date Night Menu

Join me in the land of love and confusion! Tonight, Quokka's Date Night Menu is offering:

• Overpriced Wines ($50+/glass)
• Underwhelming Conversation Starters ($15+/hour)
• Disappointing Dance Floor ($10+/song)

Our Specials:

• A night of Awkward Silence ($20/hour)
• A 3-hour awkward dinner date ($100+)

Book your table now, before it's too late!

Disclaimer: Our prices may vary based on your level of desperation.

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