By Balthazar McSnazz, Neo-Brutalist Visionary
A manifesto for the modern, the brave, and the slightly unhinged.
Article I: The Power of Excessive Color
We shall not be bound by the shackles of subtlety.
Our pages shall be a kaleidoscope of hue, a maelstrom of color, a riot in the streets of the internet!
Article II: The Right to be Obnoxious
We shall not be silenced by the tyranny of good taste.
We shall shout our message loud and clear, like a bull in a china shop, or a toddler in a candy store.
Article III: The Freedom to be Inconsistent
We shall not be bound by the chains of consistency.
We shall flail about like a drunken sailor, spewing forth a sea of confusing, contradictory ideas!