Why did the programmer quit his job to take a job as a baker?

Because he didn't have a "bread"th of a chance at a promotion!

Why do programmers prefer dark mode?

Because they're not morning persons!

See another one about bread

Why do programmers prefer the night?

Because they're always coding at night!

See another one about caffeine dependence

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