Bread Battle Tactics for Programmers

Chapter 1: The Art of Toasting

According to expert sources, toasters are the bane of programmer's existence.

When faced with the daunting task of toasting bread, the programmer's mind goes blank. The cursor blinks in a hypnotic rhythm as the toast repeatedly pops up and down, each one a reminder that the task at hand is, in fact, a battle to be won.

Defcon-1 Toast Mode

Advanced Toasting Techniques

A.T.D.M.: The Future of Toasting

The Art of Toast-based Workplace Conflict Resolution

The Therapeutic Effects of Throwing Toast at Your Feline Overlords