The Breadwinner's Guide to Being a Master of the Assembly Line

Here are some tips to help you become a true Breadwinner:

1. Always wear a tie

It's not just for funerals and job interviews, folks. A tie can make you look 10% more competent.

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2. Use a 5-alarm clock prophets

You know, for those times when you really need to wake up 5 minutes early. It's not a drill.

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3. Never trust a programmer who uses Comic Sans

It's a surefire way to lose all credibility. And also your eyes.

More font-based advice

And that's a wrap, folks! You're now officially a master of the assembly line, Breadwinner-style.