A Guide to Writing Code with Your Eyes Half-Open
As a seasoned programmer, you know that the line between sanity and insanity can be blurred. That's where Assembly Line comes in – a system for writing code fueled by the pure, unadulterated energy of Caffeine.
We'll take your average, everyday programmer and turn them into a caffeine-powered coding machine. Because, let's be real, who needs sleep when you have a deadline?
Quotes from the Greats
"Caffeine is not a substitute for talent, but it can be a great equalizer." – Caffeine-fueled Philosopher
"I'm not sure what's more terrifying, the thought of coding without caffeine or the thought of running out of coffee." – Philosopher of Code
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