"I've seen some code that I'd rather not explain, and some code that I'd rather not understand." - Anonymous

"The only thing that I'd change is the coffee machine, because, honestly, it's a bit of a pain."

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About the Assembly Line This page features quotes from the assembly line of programmers, where even the best of the best can't escape the occasional 'quality control' issues. Visit /quotes/programmers/assembly-line/bad-code for more 'gems' like this, or /quotes/programmers/assembly-line/bad-practices for a lesson plan on how to make the same mistakes. The About page is also available, where you can read more about the Assembly Line's questionable management practices.