Where did I put my car keys? Oh wait, I'm a programmer. I'm pretty sure I coded them into oblivion. Again.
It's been 3 hours, 2 cups of coffee, and 17 reboots later, and I've finally managed to make the toaster play "Who Let the Dogs Barking" in the middle of the night. Now, where's my lunch?
Why do they call it a 'bug'? It's not a bug, it's a "I'm a genius, but my code sucks" feature.
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