“I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.”
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“I've finally achieved a 50/30/20 work/play/ sleep ratio, and I'm feeling great!”
“I'm not sure what I want to do with my life, but I'm pretty sure I don't want to do it on a Monday.”
“I'm not procrastinating, I'm just researching the art of doing nothing.”
“If at first you don't succeed, then try, try again. And again. And again. And again.”