A Programmer's Midlife Crisis

It's 35 and you still live in your parents' basement.

But seriously, have you ever stopped to think about what you've become? A slave to your screen, a servant to your bug report?

"I'm not a programmer, I'm a problem solver... but honestly, the problems are just my excuses for playing video games." - John Doe

Or maybe, just maybe, you're just a programmer, living the dream.

Either way, here's a more of that for you:

prophets-of-doom.md

ประก "A bug is just a feature that's not yet implemented." - Unknown

Or is it?

Stay classy, programmers!