"Code is like the hammer, and I'm the hand that wields it." - Bobby McCodeface Read more about Bobby McCodeface

"The only true wisdom is in the code you write, not the words you type." - Samantha 'Sam' Semicolon Read more about Samantha 'Sam' Semicolon

"A good programmer is like a good therapist, but with less feelings and more bug reports." - Tyrone 'Ty' Bytekiller Read more about Tyrone 'Ty' Bytekiller

"The only thing more difficult than writing code is getting people to read it." - Jaxon 'Jax' Bytebuster Read more about Jaxon 'Jax' Bytebuster

"If at first you don't succeed, fail, fail, fail, and then write a blog post about it." - Zelda 'Zee' Codequeen Read more about Zelda 'Zee' Codequeen