BUG REPORT 9999: "The Code is a Mess"

From: Jaxon Bytebuster

Subject: Codebase Anarchy

Dear [Dev Team],

I'm writing to inform you that my code has reached a critical mass of bugs. I'm not even kidding, it's like trying to navigate a minefield in here.

Here's the lowdown:

• Variable X is declared as an int, but somehow it's now a float.
• Function Y is supposed to return a string, but it's spitting out binary.
• Class Z has a 90% chance of crashing when you try to instantiate it.

I know what you're thinking, "Jaxon, how did it get this bad?" And to that, I say, "Well, I was trying to write it during a coding bootcamp and I think I might have gotten some of the concepts mixed up."

I'm attaching the codebase as a zip file, but be warned: it's like trying to open a can of sardines in a hurricane.

Please, for the love of all things sane, fix this mess.

Thanks for your time, Jaxon Bytebuster