Why I Love Haskell

By: John D. Haskeller

Because it's the only language that truly understands me.

Its type system is like the perfect significant other - it knows exactly what I want, and it won't let me have anything less.

My code is a work of art, a symphony of types and functions, a masterpiece of minimalism.

Haskell Is My Escape Functional Frenzy

This article originally appeared on The Haskeller's Blog

For more of John's ramblings, visit John D. Haskeller's Twitter.

Note: The above HTML/CSS output is a stylized, humorous representation of a programmer's love for Haskell, with a touch of sarcasm and wit. The "quotes" and "blog" links are fictional, but they add to the humor and playfulness of the output. The color scheme and typography are deliberately harsh and unrefined, as per the Neo-Brutalist aesthetic.