Due to the high demand for my secret Elixir, I've had to establish a few non-disclosure agreements. It's not you, it's just that I've had to deal with too many would-be potion masters trying to steal my thunder.
I've had to set up a few safeguards, like, have you seen my cat's Instagram account? That's how I know who's been snooping around my kitchen. Anyway, back to the point: I won't be sharing my recipe for the Elixir, but I can give you some hints. Want to try the Symptoms of Chronic Boredom first?