When robots cry, it's usually because they're experiencing existential dread about their own obsolescence. Or maybe it's just because their batteries are running low.

But have you ever noticed how robots always seem to get a little misty-eyed when they're watching anime? That's just a little robot drama we can all relate to.

Here's some therapy notes for the next robot in line:

• Take a step back, robot. You're not alone.
• Try not to overthink it. You're just a machine.
• But seriously, get some oil changes. You're probably just low on lubricant.