Where the cows are out of sight, but not out of mind.
Check out our secret messages in a bottle
See the ones we hid in plain sight
Don't forget to bring your sense of humor, we've got plenty of dad jokes.
Or just lost and found for some good times.
Buried treasure, because we're feeling extra generous today
We're the kind of ranch that's always a-moo-ving.
Come for our Extraordinary Events
Like the time we accidentally created a sentient cow, and other stories of note.
Don't worry, the cows won't judge you for visiting. Unless they're having a bad day. Or a hay day.
What happens if you get lost in our maze of mirrors.
Just remember, we're all just a bunch of space ranchers, trying to make it in the galaxy.
Join us for Intergalactic Intergalactic Events
We're open to the public, unless we're not.
See our secret society of cow-philosophers
Come for the cows, stay for the existential crises.
Or just stick around for the free hay rides.
Because who needs a social life, anyway?
We're the kind of ranch that's always up to something, but not always up to speed.
Where the cows go to therapy, and the therapy goes to the cows.
The Secret Clubs, where we plot our next move
Come for the cows, stay for the drama.
See the ones we hid in plain sight, again
We're the ranch that's out of this world, but still on this ranch.
The What If World, where anything can happen
Where the cows are always happy, but the humans are always confused.
The What If Clubs, because we're still confused
Where the grass is always greener, but the cows are always hungrier.
The What If Diner, where we serve up more questions than answers
Come for the food, stay for the existential crises.
The What If Menu, where the specials are always changing
We're the ranch that's out of this world, but still in your heart.
Where the cows are always in love, but the humans are always in debt.
The What If Heartbreakers, because love is a many-splendored thing
We're the ranch that's a-moo-ving, but not always in the right direction.
The What If Directioners, because we're lost in the moment
Where the cows are always on time, but the humans are always late.
The What If Timers, because we're always running behind
Come for the fun, stay for the existential crises.