Rule 1: Don't Blink, You'll Miss It

When driving on Radiation Road, keep your eyes on the road and your hands on the wheel. Blinking will only slow you down and might just get you irradiated.

Learn about Rule 2: Don't Drive on the Left Side of Life

Rule 3: Don't Get Your Socks Mixed Up

When driving on Radiation Road, it's not just about the road itself, it's about the socks you wear. Make sure they match or you'll be a hazard.

Read about Rule 4: Don't Eat the Road