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Radiation Road is no place for amateurs. If it's on fire, it's not just a nice sunset. It's a warning sign. Don't. Touch. It.
- If you see flames, leave immediately. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.
- If you're wearing a lab coat, take it off. It's not a fashion statement.
- If you're holding a Geiger counter, put it down. You're not a real scientist.
Remember, Radiation Road is a serious place. But also, try not to die.