1 cup of broken dreams
2 cups of shattered expectations
1/4 cup of despair
1/4 cup of regret
3 cups of catastrophe
Step 1: Mix all the ingredients in a bowl of despair.
Step 2: Add a dash of hope, but only if you're feeling optimistic.
Step 3: Serve with a side of 'what could've been.'
This recipe is for entertainment purposes only. Prolonged consumption may lead to existential dread and a strong urge to reevaluate life choices. Proceed with caution.
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