In 2023, our team of experts (not really) attempted to harness the power of quantum fluctuations to create a supercomputer that could solve world hunger. Instead, they managed to create a singularity that turned the entire city into a human-sized pinball machine.
The resulting chaos was so great that our team had to be put into witness protection for their own safety.
As a result, we're still trying to find the lost city of 2023. If you have any information on its current whereabouts, please contact us.