Radroach Raving Radroach Rarebit: The Unapologetic Guide to Extreme Pacing

Welcome to Radroach Raving Radroach Rarebit, where we're not just raving about radroaches, we're RAVING about them.

Tired of your life being a dull, uneventful slog? Do you yearn for the thrill of watching paint dry while simultaneously wondering if that one radroach in the corner is actually a time-traveling assassin from the planet Zorb? Look no further!

The Radroach Raving Radroach Rarebit Pacing Method

Our patented (not really) Radroach Raving Radroach Rarebit Pacing Method involves:

• Step 1: Wait 5 minutes for the radroach to stir its coffee
• Step 2: Watch as radroaches perform the Macarena for 3 hours and 14 minutes
• Step 3: Take a 4-hour break to contemplate the meaning of life and the futility of existence
• Step 4: Return to the radroach and find it has built an entire city out of its shed

And that's it! Follow these steps and you'll be well on your way to becoming a certified Radroach Raving Radroach Rarebit Master Pacer.

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