Server Hall 1: Phase 5 Server Hall of Infinite Despair
Welcome, doomed soul, to Server Hall 1, phase 5 of the never-ending descent into madness. Where the servers never reboot, the toilets never flush, and the coffee never gets any better.
As you venture deeper into this forsaken place, be sure to explore:
- Server Hall of Memories (a.k.a. The Place Where We Kept All the Good Stuff)
- Phase 5 Server Hell (a.k.a. Where We Put All the Bad Stuff)
Server Stats:
Uptime: 37.2%
Downtime: 62.8%
Users: 0 (but we're working on it)
Coffee: None (we've run out)
Disclaimer:
By entering Server Hall 1, phase 5, you acknowledge that you have read and understood the fine print (which is conveniently located on the back of the nearest server rack, but don't bother looking, you'll only see dust)
Soul Sucker:
