Welcome to the heart of the raid, where the real heroes are made. Or, you know, just a bunch of tired sysadmins trying to keep the servers up.
Here, you'll find our fleet of servers, each one a behemoth of computational power, waiting to be upgraded, rebooted, and occasionally sacrificed to the great server-god of progress.
Click here for a detailed schematic of the server room, because who needs a boring old map when you can have a lovingly hand-drawn diagram with cryptic notes and illegible handwriting?
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try enter the danger zone and see if you can find the one server that's not on fire.