Phase 5 is the final stage of the Reformatting Initiative. It's where the old becomes new, and the new becomes... even newer. In this phase, our team of highly trained reformatting specialists will take the raw, unrefined code of our legacy system and shape it into a work of modern art. Or, at the very least, a mildly acceptable approximation of modern art.
Don't believe the rumors, Phase 5 is not just a reformatting, it's a cultural movement.
Join us in this bold new chapter in the history of our company, and together we'll make code that's almost as good as it's going to get.