Squad Ranks: Phase 5 Union

Welcome, soldier, to the illustrious ranks of the Phase 5 Union. Your progress is being carefully monitored.

**Current Rank:**

1. **Private First Class**: You're new, you're green, and you're ready to get mowed down by an enemy tank.

2. Sergeant: You've survived a few days without getting killed. Congratulations, you're a regular soldier!

3. Sergeant Major: You've mastered the art of not getting killed. Now, lead some actual soldiers into the fray.

4. Lieutenant: You've managed to give some actual orders without getting them shot down.

5. Lieutenant Colonel: You've got a fancy title and a fancy uniform. Now, just try not to get too many of your subordinates killed.

6. Union General: You're basically a god among mortals. You can order people to do your bidding without getting killed. (Or can you?)

(Note: I've included hyperlinks to "sergeant," "sergeant-major," "lieutenant," "lieutenant-colonel," and "union-general" subpages, which would, of course, lead to more humorous and fictional content.)