Phase 5 Union Plans

Unionize Now!

It's time to take a stand and join the union!

As a member of the union, you'll receive:

• Free access to the union's secret underground bunker
• Exclusive discounts on overpriced, artisanal coffee
• Early access to the union's quarterly newsletter

Don't wait any longer! Join the union today and receive a free, official union-issued hard hat!

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