Ramen Tips

Tip 1: Use the right water temperature

Not too hot, not too cold, just like your aunt.

Tip 2: Don't overcook your noodles

They're like the fragile, delicate feelings of a teenager, easily broken.

Tip 3: Add the right amount of seasonings

Just like a fine art, not too little, not too much, just like your ex's expectations.

Tip 4: Eat with reckless abandon

Like your feelings, your wallet, or the planet's resources.

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Tip 5: Ramen is a social activity

Invite your friends, invite your enemies, or invite your cat, it's up to you.