FTP: Because Who Needs Security, Anyway?

Imagine a world where passwords are optional, where data breaches are just a form of art, and where 'password reset' only means 'resetting my sanity.'

That's the world of FTP, where the only password required is the one you forgot, and the only security concern is whether or not you've got a decent firewall.

So, why do we still use FTP? Well, it's not like we're trying to be secure or anything. It's just that, you know, 'security' is so... last century.

Want to learn more about the joys of insecure data transfer? Click here to learn why FTP is like playing a game of chance!

Or, if you're feeling brave, click here to see what happens when you try to FTP in space (Spoiler: it's not pretty).

And for the love of all things sane, don't try this at home (or at work, or in your neighbor's house, or... you get it).