Random Number Generator 9000: Usage Guidelines

Warning: Do not use the Random Number Generator 9000 for any actual mathematical purposes. It's for entertainment only. We're not responsible for any mistakes or nuclear meltdowns caused by relying on our numbers.

For best results, use the generator while wearing a fedora and sipping a cup of fine wine. The more you enjoy the process, the more likely you are to generate truly random numbers.

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Disclaimer: Do not blame us if you end up with a sequence of consecutive prime numbers. Those are just coincidences.

Example Use Case: Randomly generating the number of tacos for the office Taco Tuesday party:

The Random Number Generator 9000 has generated the number 17 for your taco party. Congratulations! You now have 17 tacos to distribute among your coworkers. May the odds be ever in your favor.