RANT: Why is the sky so... grey? Is it too much to ask for a little bit of sunshine?!

I mean, seriously, have you seen the sky lately? It's like someone took all the joy and excitement of life and just... sucked it out.

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Sub-rant: The truth about the sky

It's actually a giant canvas of pastel-colored unicorns, but they're hiding from us because we're not worthy.

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