Oh, the algorithm. How you taunt and tease with your seemingly arbitrary decisions. "You'll never find what you're looking for!" you say, as you shoo me away like a pesky fly. "But why not?" I ask, "Why must I be forced to wade through an endless sea of cat videos?"
Is it because you're a heartless machine? Or is it because you're trying to break my willpower? I'll never know, but I'll tell you this: I'll never give up on the search.
Why is the algorithm my nemesis?
What does the algorithm eat for breakfast?
And to those who say I'm just a crank, I say: The people who say I'm just a crank are just a bunch of sheep.