Today's meeting was a complete and utter waste of time. I mean, what's the point of gathering everyone in one room to talk about the same thing we all already know?
I'm not even sure why I'm here. Is it for the free coffee? The stale donuts? The existential dread of being trapped in a windowless conference room with 17 people who all have the same haircut?
Apparently, the agenda is to discuss "synergy" and "disrupt" and "innovation". You know, the usual corporate buzzwords that mean nothing.
I'm just here for the free pens.
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